We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Randomize
