Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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