she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
More tranny stories later!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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