Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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