Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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