My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
