i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you never un-have a 4some
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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