I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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