then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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