Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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