Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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