Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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