the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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