Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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