What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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