So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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