Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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