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• (804): View more from Virginia

  it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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• (561): View more from Florida

  The beers last night were like the tears from god

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Your normalization of crazy is frightening.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go

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