ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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