Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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