i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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