apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Can I color on your dick again?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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