maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Someone signed my nipple.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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