I need help removing her.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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