Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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