But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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