it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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