It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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