isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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