I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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