? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You need Xanax blowdarts
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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