New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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