And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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