Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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