yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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