Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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