I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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