Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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