haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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