So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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