one might say we're banned from that church
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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