Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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