in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He shit in the fireplace
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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