Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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