Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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