Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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