The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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