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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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