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• (760): View more from California

  Man, ugly runs in her family

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  yeah, big time

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.

  (315): View more from New York

  That's the best compliment I have ever received.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.

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