You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Text me some of your sweat
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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