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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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