why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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