he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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