There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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