I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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