Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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