Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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